Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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