Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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