i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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