Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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