Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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