That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
and she was petting her beer can
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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