your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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