Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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