If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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