I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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