Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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