They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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