Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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