Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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