sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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