the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I think your dad took our porno
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
