Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
the raccoons are back...
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