I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
