I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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