I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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