He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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