She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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