I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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