I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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