Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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