Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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