Will you blow on my dice?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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