you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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