i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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