need another drink. this is the easiest way
id be glad to
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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