Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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