i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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