I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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