so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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