Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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