Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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