i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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