let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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