i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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