watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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