You're completely useless in the revolution.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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