He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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