i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
