Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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