when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
