ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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