My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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