i may or may not be watching the land before time
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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