bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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