I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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