the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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